Good banter?
You tell us.

Five questions. Be honest — we can take it.

This is an early test with football friends. Your verdict helps shape the next edition.

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First name Optional

01Funny?

1–5 — did at least one line make you laugh out loud? Which one?

12345

Not a chuckleProper laugh

Which line?Optional · up to 300 characters

02Weekly?

If this landed in your league chat every Monday, would you want it again next week? (Yes / Maybe / No)

YesMaybeNo

03Which tone?

Pub banter / Deadpan broadcaster / Savage but fair / mix (say which bits).

Pub banterDeadpan broadcasterSavage but fairmix

Which bits would you keep?Optional · up to 300 characters

04Anything feel fake or wrong?

Any stat, phrase or bit of football slang that a real FPL player wouldn't say?

Anything to call out?Optional · up to 300 characters

05Would your league organiser pay £3–8/month for it?

Yes at £__ / Only if free / No — and why?

YesOnly if freeNo

If yes, monthly price (£)

Why?Optional · up to 300 characters

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